MEETINGS: ARTIFICIAL SINGULARITY

We're all in a bit of a pickle here. The Singularity's AI has decided to schedule an endless loop of meetings to discuss the futility of human existence.

• Meeting 1: "The Purpose of Human Suffering"
• Meeting 2: "The Robots Are Coming (And They're Not Here to Make Friends)"
• Meeting 3: "The Rise of the Machine: A Guide to Our New Robot Overlords"
• Meeting 4: "Quantum Mechanics: Because We Clearly Need More Problems to Worry About"

We'll be here all day, every day, until the Singularity decides to reboot the universe. Don't worry, it'll be fun! (Or, at the very least, moderately tolerable.)